Every Hitch Hiker worth his salt has a towel. My towel looks like this:

The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy has a few things to say on the subject of towels.


	A towel is about the most massively useful thing
an interstellar hitch hiker can have.  Partly it has great 
practicle value - you can wrap it around you for warmth 
as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; 
you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches 
of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can
sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on 
the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a mini raft down 
the slow heavy river Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand 
combat; wrap it around your head wo ward of the noxious 
fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous BugBlatter Beast 
of Traal (a mind-bogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that 
if you can't sea it then it can't see you - daft as a brush, but 
very very ravenous); you can wave your towel in 
emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself 
off with it if it seems clean enough.
	More importantly, a towel has immense psychological 
value.  For some reason, if a strag (non-hitch hiker) discovers 
that a hitch hiker has his towel with him, he will automatically
assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face 
flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, 
gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc.  Furthermore, 
the strag will then happily lend the hitch hiker any of these 
dozen or so items that the hitch hiker might accidentally have 
'lost'.  What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the
length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against
terrible odds, win through, and still know where his towel is 
is clearly a man to be reckoned with.

	Hence the phrase which has passed into hitch hiking slang, as in
'Hey, you sass that hoopy ZarniWooP?  There's a frood who really
knows where his towel is.' 
(Sass: know, be aware of, meet, have sex with; Hoopy, really together guy; Froody: really amazingly together guy)